To random diarylanders who hold Gold or Supergold memberships and are making banners: Spare us the risque taglines and pictures, with seemingly proud declarations of your 'sexuality'. The truth is, we don't give a fuck and we're more likely to click on your banner if it's subtly and cleverly worded, preferably in a humourous way.

Do you know how unnerving it is to have your parents at close proximity of the computer when you're at it and a big fat word "Homosexuals" appears at the top of the screen, making diaryland seem like some cheap place to tout porn?

Disclaimer: I personally bear no grudges against homosexuals/transsexuals/etcetc whatsoever, I'm just saying make a nice subtle banner, please.

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I'm so happy I could sing.

But I won't, of course.

I want to start packing, I'm so excited. Frivolity overload but yes! I can fit into my old tanktops nicely, tummy isn't too bulgy. I've taken to wearing only loose tops with sleeves these days, to save myself a lot of grief. I have this weird habit of periodically poking my tummy throughout the day. But anyway, I can't wait to go clubbing in Melbourne, cheap drinks, great crowd. And wearing all the summer-oriented gear that I've stashed away for so long. I'm so fucking excited.