Erm. Just one thing, why is it that I publicly denounce "The Osbournes", and people who watch it, but still find myself hooked to watching most of it after 30 seconds? Is it because they're so crazy dysfunctional that they just become fascinating? Is it because I wonder what it's like to have Ozzy Osbourne as your father? Or it it because I'm amazed by the family that says "F*ck" more than any word in the English dictionary?